What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...